My name is Alicia, like Alice in Wonderland but in Spanish, and I HATE when people don’t justify their texts. I mean, why? Why would yo do such horrendous thing?

Whatever.

I like to change the I for a Y because this way I feel a more sofisticated young geek freak weirdo lady. I am sure you all can understand.

Actually not.

Everything started when I realised that there are actual real people in this world whose name is Alycia. How crazy is that? For example Alycia Debnam-Carey who plays Lexa in The 100, a very respectful and loved character in this blog. (Lagertha is sacred too)

I am the best cat mom ever, and not because I am the nicest person alive but because Annie is the most gorgeous, sweet, beautiful, loner, selfcaring and sleepyhead cat you could possibly know. And also because she makes the best scratches in the world

Seriously, she would win the Scratch Olympics.

My mum always tells me how funny I am and my dad how smart I am so don’t you dare to say otherwise. That is MY job.

In my free time, (which is not actually a lot because I am a super busy woman with lots of friends and things to do /irony off) I watch shows in Netflix and HBO so I can keep feeding my Procrastination. You’ll see, when the time comes I’ll set this monster free and Godzilla will be the size of an ant in comparison.

I have a real superpower. I can read while walking anywhere anytime and never ever fall. I know, pretty amazing huh? I could call myself Reader Woman or maybe an spanish version, Lectora Woman. IDK, you choose guys that’s your call.

I am Spanish but for some reason I feel more comfortable speaking my mind and sharing my feelings in English. THOUGH, do never ask me to say out loud the same things I write because I won’t. Maybe I’d do if I’m in a cosy sofa with a blanket, a tea and my sweet and gorgeous Annie.

Yeah… I told you I was a weirdo.